The Schroeder Family Touring Song

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On long rides in the car, with three kids, and two with CF, especially before the advent of Pancrease, we would lovingly warn our fellow car mates with this song, set to the tune of “Roll Out the Barrels” Roll down your windows, I’ve got a barrel of gas. Roll down your windows, it’s bubbling out of my ass. Roll down your windows, hold your breath till you turn pink.

Roll down your windows, cause my farts sure STINK!