Top 10 Indications That You May Have CF

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10) When you walk your pet turtle, you have trouble keeping up.

09) Horses follow you around because they think you are a salt lick.

08) The Smithsonian Institution offered to purchase your pill collection.

07) All your friends think your “blue lipstick” is way cool.

06) The local drugstore named you ” Customer of the Year.”

05) You take a cab to your mail box.

04) Your insurance agent tells you that crash test dummies have a better chance of getting life insurance than you do.

03) On your last birthday, you used a hair dryer to blow out the candles.

02) You got beat up by the Energizer bunny.

01) The only vein you have left is the weather vane on your roof.